Rule #1

by lamelas

“It doesn’t mat­ter Wha­te­ver you think matters-doesn’t. Fol­low this rule, and it will add deca­des to your life. It does not mat­ter if you are late, or early; if you are here, or if you are there; if you said it, or did not say it; if you were cle­ver, or if you were stu­pid; if you are having a bad hair day, or a no hair day; if your boss looks at you coc­keyed; if your girl­fri­end or boy­fri­end looks at you coc­keyed; if you don’t get that pro­mo­tion, or prize, or house, or if you do. It doesn’t mat­ter.“

Roger Rosen­blatt em “Rules for Aging: A Wry and Witty Guide to Life”