Gwiezdne wojny
by lamelas
A Polónia é o melhor país do mundo porque tem uma rua em homenagem a Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Algum vocabulário útil sobre o universo Star Wars:
- Ciemna Strona Mocy – Dark Side of the Force
- Jasna Strona Mocy – Light Side of The Force
- Gwiazda Śmierci – Death Star
- Sojusz Rebeliantów – Rebel Alliance
- Imperium Galaktyczne – Galatic Empire
Niech Moc będzie z Tobą!
(Que a força esteja contigo!)
és tão neeeerd :p
ah e essa história fez-me lembrar o death star canteen…
“- do you know who i am?
- do you know who i am?!
- this is not a game of who the fuck are you. for i am vader, darth vader, lord vader. i can kill you with a single thought.
- well, you’ll still need a tray.
- no, i will not need a tray. i do not need a tray to kill you. i can kill you without a tray, with the power of the Force, which is strong within me. even though i could kill you with a tray if i so wished. for i would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed across the canteen floor.
- no, the food is hot. you’ll need a tray to put the food on.
- oh, I see the food is hot. i’m so sorry. i did not realise.”
ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ora viva !
Senhor Lamelas, vai estar por terras do AllianceImperium Galaktyczne nas férias de Natal? Queria fazer uma roadtrip daqui até Tallin, a passar pelas entranhas da Polónia.
Um beijinho (: *
Genial
Onde raio encontraste isso???
Ele há cada uma!